Readers' advisory: If you believe that people should have licenses to practice medicine, look away.
Brain cancer is...
...practicing a little at-home dermatology.
Are you like us, heading to the dermatologist regularly to have little spots frozen off? Do you, like us, wish you had one of those freezer guns at home for your own personal use?
A slightly scary thing about me spending lots of time on the computer working is that Darrell spends similar time online...making wishes come true.
Above you see that he found a freezer gun that thousands of reviewers swear removes annoying warts, dark spots, and the like.
Darrell frequently gets small skin tags. We've seen enough skin tags over the years to know that they are not problematic to the doctor, who just freezes them right off.
Once Darrell's can o' frozen magic arrived, I read those thousands of reviews and copied the reviewers' technique:
So far the skin tag under my sub-zero degree Q-Tip has become red and puffy, just like after a doctor's visit. We're excited to see what tomorrow brings.
We might just have found a new income stream, or at least a new hobby.
Stand by, Team D.
We hope your Monday was as full of adventure as ours, even if you don't believe in unlicensed medical practice.
Darrell says: "PS: If something looks wrong, we'll go into the doctor." I say, "Pfffft! Hold still and take another dose!"
Today's Blooms
Kristine hosted a morning of art today, at which time she shared these beautiful blooms from the LA Arboretum. Recognize them, Mom? From the African Tulip Tree:
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Buying a can of Alaska iceberg off the internet to freeze a skin tag??? Man i thought you had guts.. now i think you both are nuts... frozen spray can full.of God knows what..on your skin. Who cares how many reviews. Dial it back big rig.... be careful what you freeze next....i screatly would appreciate a video on the next treatment
ReplyDeleteJMJ are right with you, Big D! God helps those who help themselves, right? You got this! xoxo
ReplyDeleteYou know what saved you there Curt, after we were done laughing? Two things. First, we KNOW you want the video. Second, we've seen you apply a power drill to your own forehead as medical treatment. You didn't exactly dial THAT back did you, Big Rig?
ReplyDeleteAnd who gets the first non-Guillaume Guillaume skin treatment?? Christine! Hurrah!!!